enigma-2 Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 It's our 50th wedding anniversary and we're sitting here in an up-scale restaurant, having a great dinner. Thought I'd share my wife's present to me. She thinks I'll get a lot of good use out of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akirby Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucifer Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) A man and woman were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake, the wife was moved after seeing her husband’s eyes fill with tears. The wife took his arm, and looked at him affectionately.“I never knew you were so sentimental.” she whispered. “No . . . No . . .” he said, choking back his tears, “That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?” “Yes,” the wife replied. “I remember it like yesterday.” “Well,” said the husband, “Today I would have been a free man.” A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years of marriage with a big anniversary party. At one point they were toasted, then asked what it’s like to be married for 50 years. The husband, with moist eyes, replied, “It all seems like five minutes.... under water.” HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Edited June 30, 2018 by Brucifer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigma-2 Posted July 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 Lol, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pintokid Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Love all of these! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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