Key phrase:
"....posted by someone who appears to be a Ford salesperson."
Of course he is going to say it's limited...that will make you hurry and buy one.
I will echo 07MKX...just to to a dealership and order one.
Pay the man Shirley.
Airplane.
(I thought the only thing that work with the service department was taking your spouse to argue for you. I didn't know that big-breasted American women did the trick too. Oh wait...she may have not known any big-breasted American women. Never mind)
Surely you can find places that sell "clean" gas?
I personally like Shell - but I don't know if Shell has station in Canada.
And yes, I called you Shirley.
(Anyone? Anyone? Know the movie?)
Mine was much cooler than that. No porthole. Plain station wagon. Back seats folded down, close the curtains...
That was the thing in SoCal for a few years. And I will say, I did have one of the nicer ones around.